Sunday 4 March 2012

Prominence of Providence


                                                                     
In the autumn of 2007, a stubbled SRK thundered on-screen, “Is game me chhake nahi hote.” (There are no sixes in this game. Pun intended, as ‘chhake’, meaning a sixer in cricketing lexicon is also a clichéd defamatory allusion to transgenders). That famous scene from the movie Chak de! India was (and still is) a resounding riposte to a deluge of diabolical, dichotomous state of affairs that soak our conscious, subconscious and unconscious collective spaces. It took on gender bias, it attacked the gaping disconnect between India’s national sport and nation’s favourite sport, in the process underlining the brewing mutual dissent between the rag-tags and the rich, but what is of crucial subtle importance is the venue where this battle takes place; the McDonalds. In an almost muted backdrop, it sent out a deafening message- India had arrived, and so did the big stores with bigger names. The movie that deservingly earned critical and commercial acclaim was sandwiched between Indian cricket team’s dismal show in World Cup, its incredulous conquest of the T20 World Cup and the appointment of Ms. Pratibha Devisingh Patil as the first woman President of the Union of India. If ‘flux’ needed a formidable, concrete expression, year 2007 served as an apt articulation.
                The inception of this transition, however, dates back to tumultuous 90’s, when economic reforms, almost alarmingly, aligned with the ascent of a certain fuzzy- haired cherub, answering to the name of Sachin Ramesh Tendulkar. Nineties was also the time when a relentlessly restive dimpled dude from Delhi redefined the way a generation would fall and rise in love. Shahrukh Khan, Sachin Tendulkar and the economic reforms checked-in almost simultaneously, and the imperious impact the trio had in our mundane businesses of life has spawned over two decades.
                The socio-political churn had initiated in the latter half of eighties itself with Bofors deal and Shah Bano case rocking the ruling Congress. An enterprising Rajiv Gandhi had taken baby steps towards market deregulation, as the Telecom sector was gradually opening up to the international markets. Around same time, in the winters of 1989, a 16-year 205 days old Sachin Tendulkar had smashed the reputation of Abdul Qadir, and as he took guard in his blood stained shirt after being hit by a fierce Waqar Yunus snorter, he unwittingly encapsulated a resilient, perseverant nation itching to get out of its cocoon.
                In came the nineties and with it ushered in an era of high hopes and heightened border tensions while Balkanisation of Soviet Union promised to alter the world order. As the proxy war along the LoC gained marauding momentum, a horrific suicide attack claimed Rajiv Gandhi in Sriperimbadur. His cremation was broadcast live on national television and even as the nation mourned the demise of its beloved Gandhi, the sight of a young, bespectacled Rahul consoling Sonia- she did her best trying to conceal her emotions behind the dark glasses- was unmistakable. Soon enough, Congress roared back to power and PV Narsimha Rao sworned in as the Prime Minister. His illustrious colleague, the silent and genial former Deputy Chairperson of Planning Commission and former governer of RBI, Manmohan Singh became the Finance Minister of country.
                The same year, in Manchester, a barely adult Sachin scored his first Test century to save the game for India in conditions that test the best in business. Cricketing circles were agog with young exploits of a precocious talent. A prodigy had arrived, and with it arrived the famous reforms. Battling balance for payment crisis, Manmohan Singh in a memorable budget session, opened the markets to foreign investors. As expected, brickbats outnumbered the bouquets, but the economist remained unmoved. Markets were deregulated in a phased manner and GDP projections gradually began to swell. On celluloid, the Indian youth was confused. As languid, listless sessions of frustration caused by poverty and unemployment began to lose purpose and pragmatism, college romance appeared the perennial antidote. The much tried and tested coy rich girl meets poor righteous boy rhetoric needed revision too, and then it happened. When SRK crooned ‘Deewana’ with his biker gang in 1992, the country stopped to stare the ordinary boy with extraordinary verve. His hair going haywire, his energy running wild, he walked away with his lady with defiance only he could match. He was not a representation, he ‘was’ the Indian youth; desperate to dream and determined to realise the perceived effrontery. His infectious smile, his contagious vitality and his endless exuberance were to become the neo plus ultra expressions of independence for the entire generation. With Babri Masjid and the ensuing communal clashes transpiring the same year, it was perhaps poetic justice that an unobtrusive ‘minority’ walked into a majority of our hearts.
                Soon however, the Indian economy’s surge was stymied with serial bomb blasts in Bombay. As many as 13 coordinated explosives ripped through country’s financial capital, and the toll was human, psychological and financial. It established Bombay as a soft terror target. It also established Bombay’s ‘spirit’ as the ultimate essential essence of India’s defiance, deference and perseverance. In years to come, the spirit would become a ubiquitous smokescreen of institutional apathy and organised misgovernance. Far away from national turmoil, in scenic Eden Park at Auckland, Sachin Tendulkar opened the innings for the first time in his career. He raced to a 43-ball 82 to turn gamble into gift. As India found an opener, the cricketing world stared in shock and awe at the legend in making. The other social game changer, Shah Rukh Khan didn’t disappoint either. After characteristically stammering his way to banks and trophies post Baazigar and Darr, in came his memorable magnum opus; Yash Raj’s DDLJ came, saw and conquered a generation, making Raj Malhotra an indelible entity. As love began to force itself out of the closet, SRK became its touchstone. Every girl wanted a Raj, every boy wanted to become Raj. He was the perfect son, the perfect love, the perfect friend. His imperfections made him all the more perfect. He was unabashedly fallible; hence real. He was mush, in flesh and blood. When he smiled and asked his lady if she had heard of him when he knew she hasn’t seen him ever, he made sure his name was remembered. He was an embodiment of an India waiting to assert its aspirations, waiting to be heard.
                Meanwhile, Zee TV made foray in Indian markets, setting a precedent for Rupert Murdoch’s Star TV and the rest. Channel [V] and MTV arrived too, evincing consternation among right wing consortium and excitement among the youth. Amidst the reigning transitional trance, Mr. Sukhram (then Union Telecom Minister) and Mr. Jyoti Basu (then West Bengal Chief Minister) spoke to each other over a mobile phone. It was country’s first conversation on a mobile phone; an elite wonder that was to become an omnipresent orphan in years to follow. As Alisha Chenoy crooned ‘’Made in India”, India granted MFN status to Pakistan and Sachin Tendulkar became the highest run getter in the World Cup hosted in subcontinent. A year later, India celebrated 50 years of independence, sparking a slew of nationwide celebrations. AR Rahman, a reclusive musician known till then for his scores in ‘Roja’ and ‘Bombay’, burst into national consciousness with a passionate, youthful rendition of Vande Maatram, much to the dismay of fundamentalists. The same year, India’s first multiplex, PVR Anupam opened in New Delhi and SRK’s DTPH opened to a rapturous applause. Sachin Tendulkar, in the meantime was already raking up top slots in various ODI rankings.
                Come 1998 and India flexed its nuclear muscle in Pokharan. When Mr. AB Vajpayee announced the success of the tests, the boisterous applause in the press conference was an apt reflection of coalesced national emotion. Though a shocked West hurriedly imposed a barrage of sanctions resulting in a Sensex slip, India’s stocks as an emerging nuclear power soared. On the cricketing turf, there were explosions of a different kind. Sachin Tendulkar decimated the aura of great Shane Warne in what was termed as one of the greatest cricketing duels ever. Match after match, innings after innings, Sachin danced down the track, stamping his authority over the spin legend, who candidly admitted to having nightmares of being hit by a marauding Tendulkar. The Australian media called him Master Blaster, the Indian fans went berserk and the bowlers across the globe stared in horrified disbelief as the annihilation culminated in the iconic ‘sandstorm’ innings in Sharjah. He carried his form in the World Cup held next year and scored an emotional 140 after returning from his father’s cremation, and even as country converged to congratulate the heroic selflessness, a secluded town called Kargil assumed vital importance. It was war, our third with Pakistan, and though we reclaimed our lost ground, the 3-month long Operation Vijay witnessed unprecedented casualties on both sides. General Parvez Musharraf soon became Pakistan’s 10th President through a bloodless coup. It was a time fraught with turbulence and preoccupied with scepticism. The peace process had effectively derailed and cross border confidence lied mangled- Kandhar hijack exacerbated the matters-even as the common unifier SRK delivered a love laced megalomania-KKHH.
                Year 1999 also witnessed the memorable Pakistan’s tour of India where Sachin, battling back spasms scored an iconic 139 in Chennai Test in a losing cause. Chennai crowd stood up to applaud the victorious Pakistanis and the sight of touring party taking a victory lap at Chepuk went way beyond cricketing rivalry. As a portent for long dispensed peace process to resuscitate itself, the year ended with a host of hopes. India entered the new millennium as a nation waiting to rewrite a few ground rules. Karnam Malleshwari won bronze in Sydney Olympics while India clean swept all the international beauty pageants. Indian women were breaking glass ceilings, and breaking them fast. The first two years recorded poor agricultural output and the economy grew by 5.4% in 2001, about a percentage point less than anticipated by the 9th 5-year plan (1997-2002). The global economic condition was no better in the wake of 9/11 and though India’s growth rate was among the highest in the world in current fiscal, the general mood in the country was dour, thanks to match fixing scandals, failed Agra Summit and 9/11. The same year, armed terrorists attacked the Parliament, leading to passionate nationalist outpour across the country. Operation Parakram ensued and troops were mobilised as India and Pakistan almost ended up in warzone. The requisite dollop of love was provided by SRK, who, by then had become India’s global ambassador of love and hope. With K3G, he lent a renewed relevance to the idea of family, a concept that was increasingly beginning to lose its lustre. Devdas became India’s choice for Oscars next year even as the cricket team won an emotional NatWest final and the economy began to look upwards. Sachin joined the party next year and single-handedly took India to World Cup finals.
                As the country neared polls, the phenomenon of India Shining began to gain momentum. It happily coincided with Sachin’s memorable 241* in Sydney and when SRK said “Main Hu Naa,”a hysterical, doting nation believed. GDP grew by about 8%, agricultural output soared and investors’ confidence swelled. Whether it translated to real time grassroots growth is a subject open to debate, but India had begun to register itself in global consciousness. Meanwhile, hounded by his Tennis elbow, Sachin cut down on cricket while SRK’s troubled back landed him on surgeon’s table. The Indo-Pak ties however, began to show signs of improvement. Indian cricket team toured Pakistan for the first time since Sachin’s debut in international cricket even as SRK’s ‘Veer Zaara’, a tale of cross border love, roared its way to box office success. SRK capped a glorious year with stirring ‘Swades’ that unabashedly talked about two veritable Indias, and when RTI came in as a unilateral expression of our plural democracy, popular democratic symbolism reached its melting point. NREGA followed and so did RTE. We, the people suddenly stood fortified.
                India toured Australia in 2007 and the acerbic ‘monkeygate’ opened the floodgates for nationalist fervour across the country that was sauntering on a feel good highway post India’s T20 triumph and SRK’s OSO. Sensex breached 17000 -mark and India lifted the CB Series, thanks to Sachin’s memorable innings in both the finals. The latter half of 2008 however, witnessed a huge slump in global economic growth, thanks to the sub-prime crisis in the US. India wasn’t immune to slowdown either. The dastardly Mumbai attacks of 26/11 further drove away the investors, who post political turmoil following nuclear deal and cash for votes were already wary of investing in India. Though economy remained fairly stable as compared to trends of meltdown elsewhere, jargons like recession, layoffs, pink slips et al found their way in everyday correspondence. Sachin Tendulkar meanwhile went past Brian Lara to become the highest run scorer in Test match cricket and after a match winning century against England in India’s first game post 26/11, an emotional Tendulkar promptly declared the innings to the people of India.
                The Indo-Pak ties since then have remained largely suspended. However post the ebb in relentless war- mongering rhetoric, conditions are beginning to appear conducive for a consolidated anti-terror dialogue with Pakistan. The recent meeting of Commerce Ministers from both sides to revise trade relations and visa regimes, coming as it did on the heels of Foreign Secretaries’ and Foreign Ministers’ meet can be seen as a step in right direction. The regional and economic developments post- 26/11 are yet to assume a final form and cannot be seen in isolation. National economy presently is going through an interesting phase. Trying desperately to wriggle itself out of a series of repercussions generated by 2G scam, inflation, interest rate hikes, FDI conundrum, global oil crisis and Eurozone meltdown, the economy is expected to grow at 6.9% in current fiscal, a far cry from PM’s prediction of 8%. The recent Q3 growth stood at 6.1%, lowest in about 3 years. Calls of reforms, economic, social and legal have been emanating from various vociferous quarters. The phenomenon of Anna Hazare and his Lokpal, though open to interpretations and discussions has found resonance with the aspirations and anticipations of majority of our population. A renewed, revitalised higher judiciary with its no-nonsense approach (often criticised as judicial overreach) has struck a chord with people too. Post decriminalising homosexuality and taking a tough stance on the issues of black money and institutional corruption, Justice Kapadia led Supreme Court of India is slowly but surely shrugging its bureaucratic back-pack.
                Politically too, the country is passing through a period of intrigue. The young, bespectacled Rahul Gandhi we saw in 1991 has grown into a debonair, articulate man that Congress trusts, more than the man himself, to lead them to glory. Post Assembly elections, the flavour of national politics is bound to change. Will Rahul be the harbinger of that transition is a prospect worth pondering over. The two ambassadors of global India, Sachin and SRK aren’t having a smooth ride either. Post RaOne, a valiant experiment that didn’t yield desired inference, SRK’s growth trajectory seems to have hit a snag (at least that’s what his critics claim). Likewise with Sachin, the expectations of that elusive hundredth hundred, many believe have bogged him down. The true character of champions however, is known to assert itself in atrabilious hours. For men who own enviable mastery over the science of silencing cynics, it should not be long before a decisive, deafening retort unravels itself. The intricate linkage of growth stories of Sachin, SRK and India over the past two decades smack of glorious, sinister coincidence observed rarely on the global turf. If Arab Spring and Anna Hazare movements are assumed as benchmarks, the coming years could well belong to the masses. With political elite losing purpose and pragmatism, reigning dynamics could well be rewritten. Internationally, India’s stature as an emerging economic powerhouse has been in an upwardly mobile mode for sometime now and US’ consternation over India’s stand on Iran only adds credence to its growing stocks.
                These are changing times, fraught with immense fortitude and frothing with astounding ardour. 10 years of persistence of resistance, 20 years of remarkable oversight, reinvigorated judiciary, articulate civil society, overflowing diaspora, talent pool that remains largely untapped, perennial penury, institutional usury, interesting icons, dynamics in transit, corruption in unison…these indeed are interesting times. The ambassadors of global India might revolve and/or evolve, but to unearth a parallel projectile running with the rise of a nation with an uncanny, unseen symmetry as this might be a gargantuan task in totality. For a country whose sense and Sensex, aspirations and inspirations and moods and melodies are largely defined, and to an extent designed by two men of mind numbing repute, these certainly are interesting times.

Thursday 5 January 2012

The Sham and the Shindig


Power corrupts, and the lust for power corrupts absolutely, said Mr. Ram Jethmalani in the uproarious Upper House, as the tumultuous theatrics of the Parliament, emblazoned across national television, left the hyperventilating broadcast media and clueless citizenry baffled and bemused. A piece of legislation had rarely touched and tickled the chords of collective national consciousness. Smitten by the corruption bug and lobotomized by the Lokpal chimera, civil society was back at its arm-twisting ways.
            The phantom of fast did return, albeit to a tepid turnout in Mumbai as the ‘Jokepal’ jamboree that encapsulated the nation four months back was conspicuous by its absence. The heated Winter Session, extended by two days to accommodate the legislative discourse witnessed some fantastic debates in both the Houses, and just when the crescendo threatened to cascade from romance to realism, it choked, literally and figuratively.
            With the naysayers edging past the ayesayers in the Lower House to deny the constitutional status to the Bill, the Government hoped frantically (as they would want us to believe) for a turnaround two days later in the Rajya Sabha. What transpired was a session of red-herring, where the House, ironically replete with legal luminaries could as much but traipse around the contentious clauses. As many as 187 amendments were introduced, and as the half day long debate was dispersed by the harried Chair, the vitriolic blame game ensued. The ruling dispensation alleged that the sheer number of amendments, a lot of them contradictory, required a fair amount of time to be studied. The Opposition retorted by saying that the disruption caused by RJD’s Rajneeti Prasad (unwittingly named so) was choreographed and orchestrated. As the verbal volleys flew unabated from both ends, the lesser mortals shrugged their heads in dismay and returned to their dispassionate, cynical selves. At a stage where nothing overtly impinges its self consumed and self subsumed mundane business of life, the common man (and of course woman) has to wait for the Budget Session to witness a probable endgame.
            In the meantime, the country’s crusader had a few pearls of wisdom to share. Anna Hazare’s restive and rhetorical riposte rejuvenated the civil society’s anti Congress bogey, as he squarely blamed the Home Minister of India for a misbegotten plan to arrest him prior to his famous fast in August. In a stark departure from their earlier non political stand, Team Anna announced their plans of canvassing against Congress in the upcoming Assembly polls. Will that translate into a Hisar encore is something political purists would love to look at.
            The SP and BSP’s walk-out from voting in Lok Sabha throws up interesting propositions. While many view it as a mark of protest against the Opposition’s amendments, which invariably translates into support for the Congress, it must be borne in mind that the Assembly elections in Uttar Pradesh are due next month. Allaying clearly with the Congress in Parliament then would have put SP, BSP and Congress on the same ideological plank at national level, thereby disturbing their political calculus in UP, a state where caste politics and social engineering have ensured the triumvirate can’t have shared sentiments. So when Mulayam Singh Yadav callously quipped “You know it” on being asked about the walk-out, there’s something more we would do well to know.
            Meanwhile in Rajya Sabha, the TMC continued its merry ways of being a pricey, preening, disparaging ally that simply disagrees to agree at anything Congress comes up with. After the ignominious FDI and Teesta episodes, the TMC demanded the deletion of chapters on Lokayukta to preserve the autonomy of states. They had raised their reservations before the Standing Committee at the drafting stage itself, but surprisingly fell silent in the Lower House, only to return with a deafening note of discord in Rajya Sabha. The growing dissonance between the Congress and its major ally is interesting, and so are the perspective and probable sops the Congress could come up with to woo its most critical comrade. Whether it’s a definite ploy of an under pressure TMC (given the series of tragedies in West Bengal) to stamp a semblance of authority at the highest level of national politics is again a prospect frothing with infinite intrigue. The recent renaming of a building in Kolkata (named earlier after Indira Gandhi) is being viewed as yet another symbolic one-upmanship by the TMC, and the Youth Congress has made its displeasure clear.
            In times when the deceptive demarcation between sham and symbolism is fast disappearing, the political paradigm finds itself in a state of flux. In a developing, dynamic democracy, more often than not, it’s also the perennial state. So while the clamour and cacophony of brilliance in Parliament didn’t lead to concurrent, concrete promises it generated, it made one thing pretty clear, that the task of legislation is a classified, constitutional assignment and the place to undertake it is the Parliament, not the pavements. We will, in all probability never know if the shindig in Rajya Sabha was a sham, but to believe that framing legislation on grounds of popular passion will pronounce panacea would be expecting too much. A parallel government and a parallel bureaucracy might appear a robust mechanism to some, but humongous, autonomous powers at the behest of an institution to counter corruption is an idea fraught with suicidal probabilities. Mr. Jethmalani’s reference won’t possibly find a pertinent context.

Friday 30 September 2011

THE OLD AND THE RESTLESS


Twenty one years is a long time, especially in the political history of a dynamic participative democracy. It almost magically invokes an entire gamut of young aspirations and personifies post liberalized modern century, where remixes run into the realms of redundancy and unwritten norms become contentious, draconian figments of academic absurdity. Twenty one years is a long time, and it’s precisely after this generation gap that a perennial dreamer, like a battered gladiator is taking one last shot at his solitary, lurking crowning glory, literally and figuratively.
                        Lal Kishanchand Advani, the 84-year old BJP patriarch and an eternal PM aspirant has summoned his trekking shoes, yet again. Yes, the Rathyatra is back. Starting October 11, the birthday of Late Jaiprakash Narain, Advani’s odyssey of ostentation will be flagged off by Bihar’s Chief Minister Mr. Nitish Kumar from Sitabdiara in Saran district of Bihar, also Narain’s birthplace. For a man used to such air-conditioned junkets of jingoism, it must be a sense of déjà- vu. Circa 1990. On a September 25 morning, also the birth anniversary of Pt. Deen Dayal Upadhahya, Mr. Advani discovered the fire within. He let out a clarion call and shot off from Somnath in a decked up motorized chariot. His overriding ambition-“Mandir wahi banayenge”. Having played the divisive communal card with consummate ease, Advani’s adventures lasted a little under a month before his rath and yaatra ran into a fuming Lalu Prasad Yadav. Advani was arrested in Samastipur, Bihar on October 23, but not before he had fanned popular frenzy in the Hindi heartland.
                        As pseudo nationalism reached its crescendo, the brand of divisive politics endorsed by the BJP-RSS ideology crossed its boiling point, transforming the north of India into a cauldron of suspicion and susceptibility. Babri Masjid was demolished on December 6, 1992, leading to a spate of pan India communal clashes. The yatra left a bloody trail and December 6 remains the biggest blot on India’s much vaunted secular agenda.
                        Cut to present, and a question begs to be answered; a generation later, in an upwardly mobile and largely intelligent social ecosystem, how relevant is a yatra? A number of theories can be adduced and deduced to ascertain its blatant opportunism.Corruption, the central malaise that ails us all is supposed to be its core issue. The proposition sounds vague and preposterous, considering a certain BSY’s proclivity to pound the farmers and farmlands with mining and Modi’s visible discomfort with the appointment of the Lokayukta.  So while the Lokayukta’s indictment of Raman Singh led BJP government in Chhatisgarh on corruption charges sounds antagonistic to the anti- corruption sojourn, the hasty appointment of ‘clean’ Khanduri as Uttarakhand’s CM and BSY’s atrocious arm-twisting in Karnataka’s cabinet formation dictate a diabolic dichotomy and questions the very premise of the initiative. BJP and its allies govern ten Indian states, among which only Nagaland doesn’t have a Lokayukta. Partisan politics or glorious negligence or both, it doesn’t really paint a pretty picture. Moreover, the BJP after having readily relinquished its privileged position of opposition to Messer’s Anna Hazare and Company, suddenly appears bereft of ideas for next year’s UP Assembly Elections and 2014 General Elections.
                        UP traditionally has been a strategic political vantage point. Those in the know vouch for the fact that the road to New Delhi indeed wades its way through the northern hinterland. So when a blue-eyed scion embarked on a Padyatra to conduct a ‘Mahapanchayat’ in UP, the embattled BJP was left embarrassed and insecure, and its venerable octogenarian oligarch shaken out of his cocoon.  
                        Also, in current context, the internal politics of BJP, widely uncertain of its PM’s candidate for 2014 polls is inadvertently subverting the last precious remnants of his long standing fancy. From the leaders of opposition in both the Houses to Gadkari himself, the perspective PM’s candidature has vacillated vigorously within the party circles. This move, being widely seen as a detour from party line could well be a covertly overt attempt to stamp his supremacy.
                        It will also be interesting to note the route this expedition eventually takes. Will it traverse the burgeoning North-East; a place where angels fail to tread? Will it encompass the crucibles of communism and corruption (read Gujrat and Karnataka)?Advani would know. Habitual ‘yaatri’ that he is, he presumably has his priorities straight-  Hindu votes by way of planned, divisive tactics, though the viability and durability of  this adventure remains to be seen.
Here’s a look at Mr. Advani’s previous excursions-


S No.
YEAR
YATRA
FROM
TO
THEME
1
Sept 25, 1990-Oct 23,1990
Ram Janmbhoomi
Somnath
Ayodhya (however, he was arrested in Samastipur on Oct 23,1990)
Mandir Wahi Banayenge
2
Sept.11, 1993
Janadesh Yatra
Mysore

Started from four different corners of country and led by four different leaders.


Bhopal
(Mysore – Bhopal was the stretch covered by Advani alone. The yatra had three other starting points as well)
Against Constitution 80th Amendment Bill and Representation of People Bill.
3
May 18, 1997-July  15,1997
Swarna Jayanti
Mumbai
New Delhi
Patriotic pilgrimage to commemorate 50 years of Independence.
4
March-April,2004
Bharat Uday
Was
conducted in two phases-

Kanyakumari- Amritsar

Rajkot-Jagannath Puri
India Shining
5
April 6, 2006-May 10,2006
Bharat Suraksha
Dwarka

(it had two phases, the second was led by Mr. Rajnath Singh from Jagannath Puri to New Delhi)
New Delhi
National integration

              Looking at BJP’s current position in national political equation, one can only pity its pontificating leadership. Given UPA II’s shoddy and shabby tenure, if the leading opposition party still resorts to shouting from the roof - (or rath?) tops, it only explains its desperation to connect to its very own people. Stuck in time warp and consumed by irrational appreciation of its outmoded ideologies, BJP needs a reform, but not of this kind. Rath yatras, especially the ones prescribed and practiced by the mandarins of BJP are effete efforts to assert their feudal mindsets, wherein the caprice of a patriarch defines the path of ‘patriotic’ passions. Late Mr. Albert Einstein once famously exclaimed, “Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism- how passionately I hate them!” If only the self appointed guardians of nationalism cared.
                        Crusade against corruption or defining divisive designs? Political renaissance or retired, redundant recourse? Venomous joyride or venerable expedition? Response and responsibility, sense and sensibility, are the exalted virtues of social order mere words of wisdom or do they have deeper, more definite socio-political implications? The question hour starts now.

Monday 18 July 2011

THAT THING CALLED LOVE

Slightly exaggerated,bit overrated and grossly misunderstood,love as an idea can be alluring,dicey and enticing; however the idea of love still remains pretty much banal and bland,to an extent a shimmering bauble of erratic and erotic emotions,which like all its cousins is no more than a state of mind.  
                                                                           A friend asked me recently,what to me is the perfect recipe of love.Trying and eventually failing to find the realistic answer,I chose not to answer it.Wish things were that simple too.love , to me is an acquired taste.Like good old wine, like good old books and like bad old habits,it gets to you.Either you are a game for it, or you chose not to unriddle its countless quirks.Either you feel for it,or you are left groping in the dark.Either it makes you feel wanted,or it finds you wanting.Either you lose yourself to it, or you are too loose to notice it.One can never predict when romance runs its course and recurring rancor,much like din and clamor of hackneyed chores take the sting out of the (love)bite.Its akin to walking a tight rope,some might rightly claim a double edged sword.Its a baffling quandary that has worked up poets and pandemonium alike.William Shakespeare seemingly decoded it long back when he historically claimed that the course of true love never did run smooth and there's never a bigger devil than love.
                                                                        One wonders why falling of an innocuous apple then became 'the' discovery of mankind when a playwright just as nonchalantly discovers the reason of falling and failing hearts.One wonders why the concoction of love ,despite being blissfully heady is so inscrutable.The idea of love, to some is appealing , to some appalling and to many is somewhere in between.One wonders why the vigor of romance loses out to the rigors of trite tests.One wonders why the dream gets further distant ,eventually disappearing and thoroughly avoidable arguments become unfailingly flabbergasting and perennially exasperating experiences.Sustained differences in opinions,7 year itch,out of sight-out of mind,end of honeymoon period,the reasons are as legendary as the romance itself,for there can never be perfect love between imperfect people.
                                                          Frankly, there is no perfect idea of  love.Love actually is the idea of making the imperfections appear less ugly and more ordinary.The balance between the contradicting forces of rightful freedom and rightful enforcement often decides the turbulence in the course of love.After years of emotional wear and tear,when hearts and hormones crave for a break,the respect for each others' battle hardened romance keeps the flagship of love sailing.Come high tide or heavy weather,the ship never sinks ,since deep down the hearts know to beat just one way;the souls know no difference.Bliss is one word that comes to mind.Its the same word that clouds the initial euphoria of love; and you know the circle finally is complete.Its all about persevering,the willingness to go the distance,the desire to make an effort,the urge to bring a smile.History might find it hard to fathom but love actually is your 'self ' shredded to brilliant,almost unbelievable precision.
                                                      Confused,eccentric,passionate,mercurial,energy,synergy,symphony,cacophony,sadistic,masochistic,
jealous,zealous,bombastic,silent,valiant..........love has many faces; just that we decide to chose the one that matches our soul to perfection.Love can have its peripheries,but its not superficial.Love may be unreasonable,but that doesn't make it unreal.Love may appear improbable,yet its never impossible.Love may be lies,that doesn't make it deceptive either.Love is the biggest irony,and that makes it an engrossing enigma.To quote the famous line from Cecilia Ahren's PS:I Love You ,'Life moves on ,but love lives on'.True,real and rather intelligent.The answer may just be round the corner,the idea of love is to sustain itself; through its sheer weight of willingness and strength of existence.
                                                                    Love lives on, despite relationships that don't work and dreams that remain just that.

THE MORNING AFTER



Surreptitiously appraising the slightest of bulge in my flexed biceps, thanks to my half baked attempts at weight training, I could afford an unabashedly biased grin. The 4”X6” mirror standing proudly in the Executive Locker shouted in its full frontal glory that life is not for the wimpish of the species. I nodded in silent affirmation, my well thought of approval giving credence to my acceptance that a beefed up physique is the need of the hour. The harmony of the poignant and pragmatic moment was broken by the cheerful uproar of the bunch of kids catering to the collective national obsession called cricket.
                     On the other side of the massive wall separating the playground was the hotel’s swimming pool, still not inundated with aficionados, barring a few heavily built gentlemen who swam unobtrusively on the pleasant Delhi morning. Outside the hotel’s luxury, Delhi had woken up to another frenzied morning. It wasn’t an IPL match that morning, and the famed Anna Hazare’s agitation had subsided too. For some sinister reason, the din was rather disturbing. The weather was extraordinarily pleasant, with unusual cold breeze sweeping the capital landscape.It warranted a leisurely walk, if not a long drive, someone within me spoke. I assumed it was my battered romantic heart and peered on through the glass window from the 8th floor. Matchbox sized cars rolled by, even as hapless cyclists scurried to keep pace with time.
                           In the meantime, the kids went up again, evidently a batsman was caught at the ropes. For the truculent Brits floating in the pool, life trudged on at a reluctant pace. I forced a wistful smile, for reasons unknown and decided to go down. The long night shift had given way to a busy morning in the hotel, forcing me to skip my breakfast. Hungry and bored, I found myself walking gingerly to the nearby paranthawalla.
               Nothing beats a steaming hot parantha with gallons of butter over it. A food for thought, a food for all reasons and seasons. ‘Binge’, someone ordered from within and I decided to have my first morsel of food in 12 hours. Other than ululating urchins undulating to their indigenous rhymes, ‘advisers’ cutting across every possible divide can be found almost everywhere in or country ,generally offering their pearls of wisdom , often unsolicited, always unabashed. I bumped into quite a few of them at that tiny stall.
              As the harried cook tried to dole out his expertise to the earnest patrons, one of the advisers, presumably blessed with legendary culinary erudite, suggested the pan be tilted further left from him and flame be intensified “only a wee-bit”, inviting glances of approval and admiration from others sharing the common DNA, in the process drawing a flummoxed, nonplussed expression from the just enlightened cook. Some men of unheralded intellect were discussing how a longer pavement, slightly elevated would have been ideal and how in “Umreeca and Ingland”, they build bridges at a rate similar to which our politicians bolster their fortunes. The league of the extraordinary gentlemen burst out laughing. I could afford a smile of resignation too. The tiny bit of newspaper that served as table cloth had a leggy Deepika Padukone glancing suggestively at the readers. Clad in tiniest of garments one could envisage, Ms Padukone was drawing hurried sheepish glances from everyone around. The uneasy calm was demolished by another imminent adviser, who was ostensibly well informed about the lady’s fiercely guarded secrets. He uttered something too risque to be put here and the clique had a good laugh over it. I sniggered, more at the tenor of blasphemy than its content.
                     Through with my princely breakfast, I gave a nod of thanks to the superhuman cook who still appeared flabbergasted, probably reeling under some fresh barrage of wisdom. For once, I thought that hearing impairment shouldn’t be a physical infirmity anymore, but a classified prowess.
                           As I walked back to my lodging, I overheard some stray conversations. Some girl was reasoning out with her snobbish boyfriend, a hapless child was being battered by his horrified mother, a vegetable vendor was convincing hard to please women of neighborhood that his stock was among the freshest the Almighty had ever created, some teenage boys were analyzing the IPL game they had watched last night, some school going, high on hormone girls were giggling frantically over a text message one of them had recently received , drawing instant attention from the passer byes.
            Different people, countless worlds, I muttered. There’s such a degree of sameness, a degree of banality so pronounced and predictable, so tedious, and yet there’s a fair degree of uniqueness in the ubiquity. At times one finds it tough to decide which is easier, being inert or being involved. I realized it’s the fine balance that does the trick ,and having found the pearl of wisdom without any expert ‘advice’ ,I decided to rest the case there and instead give some well deserved break to my tiered  limbs.

Good time to sleep when the world’s going crazy

REPORTING LIVE: THE PROCESS OF ENLIGHTMENT


A septuagenarian rises and a nation awakes. Suddenly the big fat Indian Middle Class decides to ascribe to itself the tag of ‘civil society’ and in the process, out comes their fashionable lighters to light up candles and enlighten the cynics that the taxes we pay are accountable. Thanks for reminding us. Claiming solidarity, they soldier to Jantar Mantar in their fashionable shades to fight corruption, even as the scores of news channels, who seemingly outnumber the crusaders, pounce on the every visible creature belonging to human of the species for its latest breaking news. Ah, that thing called breaking news. A boy falls in a pit or a cricketer shaves off his head, everything ought to be reported as if it were to do something with world peace.
                                Back on the issue, and back in our living rooms, the TV screen is a battle ground to enlighten the masses. “The groundswell is here”, exclaimed an emotionally charged anchor as the screen breaks down into a grid, where reporters, alert and hungry, take us to the celebrations across various cities. One of the lasting shots is that of a group of school kids chanting nationalist slogans in support of one Mr.Hazare. Few days later. A little girl is seen offering water to him as he breaks his fast on national television. An earnest request; can we please keep our kids out of this? How many of them know what they are actually standing for, other than the incentive of being on prime time news? Who is to be blamed for this caricatured childhood, the hyperactive parents or the hyperventilating media? How many of this ‘civil society’ can tell PDS from CCT, or PAC from JPC or NAC from NIA? Standing up for a cause doesn’t require the minimum qualification of knowing the Government policies like the back of your hand, agreed. However it must require the understanding of the cause, to start with.
                        One wonders what struck their nationalist fervor when the tribes of Chhattisgarh had no one to listen to? “Can Jantar Mantar be India’s Tehrir Square?” shouted another senior journalist on prime time TV, rather nervously. Don’t know about that, but with no-brainers like these, broadcast media will of course lose its last remaining vestige of credibility, its purpose lost long back.
                        Meanwhile Mr. Hazare, out fasting for a noble cause no doubt, seats himself close to the imposing idol of Bharat Mata with spiritual – religious leaders ,brimming with silent aspirations of their own, in tow declares that that the voters do not know much and that they vote for a saree,a bottle ,even Rs.100.So much for ‘Poribortan’!Try deconstructing that. Where did this reminder-rejoinder come from? If the covert RSS undertone wasn’t loud enough, here comes the most overt of the overtures. A yoga guru, a Deoband cleric and an Archbishop came together in a never before sell-out frame. We are secular, and to the best of my knowledge, are in no dire need of an endorsement so preposterous from the well heeled ‘civil society’.
                Meanwhile it’s a revolution, I am told. Yes, yes it is the revolution. You have to believe it if they claim it , unabashedly,24X7.An actor of repute meanwhile puts up the show of his life as he questions the credibility of the Constitution of world’s largest democracy. On the same show, some nondescript tween claims to have started a fresh page on Facebook to fight corruption. So while the government frames policies, the uber cool class can do with a FB page to start with. Cool? Yes. Relevant? Maybe. Will it last? Too obvious a joke to laugh.
                 At the risk of being tagged the greatest cynic to have ever (dis)graced this planet, I call this ‘civil society’ downright opportunist and the corporate sponsored broadcast media downright mercenary. His ideas are laudable, his ideologies ludicrous. He demands capital punishment for the corrupt. He demands absolute autonomy to indict anyone by the Lokpal.I demand why his demands be considered democratic and not authoritarian. Agreed, desperate situations demand desperate measures, but not the undemocratic ones. Agreed, citizens have the right to demand, just that they need to know what exactly to demand.
                        It’s easy to grease palms at busy thoroughfares and talk of eradicating corruption in the same breath. It’s easier to evade taxes and demand accountability from the Government, to lounge in the comforts of the cozy penthouses on sunny polling days and despise the people you never cared to elect; and guess the easiest of them all? Yes, light a candle. Bring them on, the weapons of mass enlightenment.